Premature Ejaculations

Verbal ejaculations, people. Verbal. God, it's disgusting what you just can't say without people thinking "sex".

But anyway, the "premature ejaculation" refers to a pretty exciting thing for me: My application was accepted by Suicidegirls! They like the photos I submitted (some of those appearing in my photos section on here were featured), and they want me to produce an actual SG-styled set. I have to come up with a name for myself, a "Suicide girl" name, and then I just have to come up with something professional in terms of a photo shoot. I'll probably submit several, and I don't doubt that I'll eventually come up with something they want to buy. I'm welcoming ideas for a name for myself, as well as some ideas (especially from anyone who is somewhat familiar with the gimmicks and styles of SG photo sets) for a context in which to shoot some interesting photos with a consistent theme and setting. The first set has to meet these guidelines:
"Start out clothed and end up fully nude, the outfit and setting should remain consistent throughout the entire set. Please be sure to include a variety of angles and poses so that there are enough photos to work with. You may not have anyone but yourself appear in your images.

Fully exposed breasts and bums are required. Spread and overtly sexual shots are in no way required in a set. Penetration is not accepted. Think 40s pin-up style shots or playful and cute nudity, not graphic sexuality. Nudity should begin in the first third of the set - for instance, if a set is 40 pictures long, nudity should begin around picture 11.

Any set submitted should be in color - we are currently not accepting any black and white sets."

One idea I've had so far is to title the set "Unstuck in Time" and try to do something with clocks, timepieces, and jeez, I don't know what for costuming. Should I be a Tralfamador? Dress up like a pilgrim? A German soldier, maybe. Ooooh. Or a Jew! Wynn, this would be the perfect opportunity for us to use "The Diary of Anne Spank" idea. "Concentration Tramp"! This no longer has anything to do with Kurt Vonnegut, but that's okay. It's brainstorming. As far as a name goes, I don't want nothin' cheesy or Emo, but still welcome suggestions. I thought about Karenina, Dubois, Nocturne, Viola, Titania, and Epiphany. That's all I've generated so far. They have to be a little pretentious, or at least eye-catching. Tits and ass will only get you so far without a cunning linguistic package when you're a pinup girl on an intellectual smut site.

A pinup girl. That'll be me soon. I'm gonna be a suicide girl. Just you wait and see. Or don't see, if that's not your bag. But I'm excited.